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The name's Patti. I spend a more than average amount of time on the interwebz. Things that take up an extraordinary amount of my time include Arrested Development, Vlogbrothers, The Dear Hunter, Community, Parks and Rec, Archer, itsGrace, Breaking Bad, Bioshock, Reddit, Castle, American Horror Story, Kingdom Hearts, The League, and The Hunger Games. Netflix may or may not be my best friend. I'm Theta Phi til I die. DFTBA.

Favourite Parks and Recreation Episodes:

↳ Season 4 Episode 7: The Treaty

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After finally finishing Breaking Bad last night I compiled my favorite shots from the series to celebrate its phenomenal cinematography. 

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Literally ate dinner in this dinner tonight. So great.

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