Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.


The name's Patti. I spend a more than average amount of time on the interwebz. TV is one of the greatest inventions in the world, along with chapstick and corkscrews. This that take up an extraordinary amount of time include Arrested Development, Vlogbrothers, The Dear Hunter, Community, Parks and Rec, Archer, itsGrace, Breaking Bad, Bioshock, Reddit, Castle, American Horror Story, Kingdom Hearts, The League, and The Hunger Games. Netflix may or may not be my best friend. I'm Theta Phi til I die. DFTBA.

(Source: lowkeloki, via beysoldweave)

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go your-state-name-here!

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go your-state-name-here!

(via dftbarmoisome)

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go your-state-name-here!

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go your-state-name-here!

(via dftbarmoisome)

Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: notesfromarmageddon, via dont-let-this-be-the-end)


(via dont-let-this-be-the-end)

(Source: likeanunforeseenkiss, via ruinedchildhood)

painttwat:

Do you even have a license to drive?!

painttwat:

Do you even have a license to drive?!

(via nonymoose)

(Source: sik3rning, via nonymoose)