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The name's Patti. I spend a more than average amount of time on the interwebz. Things that take up an extraordinary amount of my time include Arrested Development, Vlogbrothers, The Dear Hunter, Community, Parks and Rec, Archer, itsGrace, Breaking Bad, Bioshock, Reddit, Castle, American Horror Story, Kingdom Hearts, The League, and The Hunger Games. Netflix may or may not be my best friend. I'm Theta Phi til I die. DFTBA.

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Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

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