Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.


The name's Patti. I spend a more than average amount of time on the interwebz. Things that take up an extraordinary amount of my time include Arrested Development, Vlogbrothers, The Dear Hunter, Community, Parks and Rec, Archer, itsGrace, Breaking Bad, Bioshock, Reddit, Castle, American Horror Story, Kingdom Hearts, The League, and The Hunger Games. Netflix may or may not be my best friend. I'm Theta Phi til I die. DFTBA.

foreveralone-lyguy:

the-fault-in-our-deathstar:

The very first fucking card

nostalgia pack

(via sleepyaxolotls)

A long summer always meant a long winter to come.

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slitherup:

welcome to hell ♥

slitherup:

welcome to hell 

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tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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